Your Horoscope

Hey Taurus, Skye reporting for bestie-duty. Queue up ‘Patience’ by Tame Impala while you read this. Today is full of social static, mini misunderstandings, and people acting like you have all the answers (spoiler: you’re not into it). Compared to yesterday, when things felt… weirdly unreactive, today your phone could blow up & your schedule isn’t as chill. The vibe is: alert. Word for the day: Distraction. Time for the day: 2:40pm—some kind of alert, text, or convo is going to stick. Buckle up. 🔥

First thing I noticed, Taurus: the Moon opposes Saturn and Neptune, and people are being flaky (and it’s NOT you for once). You probably have plans with someone who’s ‘iffy’ or a work thing that keeps shifting. This isn’t the day to force a group hang or give a pep talk to someone who drains you. Instead, check in with who actually feels safe and drop a meme or voice note to make a real connection. Intimacy wins, people pleasing absolutely loses. 💌

Oof. I’ve seen this before—Saturn and Neptune mess with your inner monologue, Taurus. If you’re replaying a conversation for the 100th time, pause. Your mind’s trying to solve a puzzle that literally isn’t yours. Today, don’t assume you messed up or someone’s mad. Send a funny gif, move on, and tomorrow’s energy will feel lighter—really! 😂

If I were betting, Taurus, at least one work thread blows up with unrelated opinions. Mercury square Uranus is serving unexpected news or tech mishaps. People could be snippy or just weirdly creative, so don’t take it personally. Just flag what actually matters and do ONE key task—delete, file, or fire off that overdue email. Nothing has to be perfect. 📧

Listen, Taurus, I won’t lie—Sun/Mars conjunctions can light a fire under you or just fry your nervous system. If you’re stewing or overthinking, you need to do literally anything physical—short walk, quick stretch, climb stairs, anything! Otherwise, watch yourself turn minor anxieties into a whole Netflix drama in your head. Trust me, breaking a sweat today = softer thoughts later. 🏃‍♂️

Your daily personalized horoscope based on your Sun sign and Rising. Your Sun sign represents your core personality, the essence of who you are at your very center. Your Ascendant, also known as your Rising sign, is like the filter through which others see you and how you navigate the world.

Your daily personalized horoscope based on your Sun sign and Rising. Your Sun sign represents your core personality, the essence of who you are at your very center. Your Ascendant, also known as your Rising sign, is like the filter through which others see you and how you navigate the world.