Your Horoscope

Hey Aquarius, it’s Skye! Throw on “Meth Lab Zoso Sticker” by 7Horse for this horoscope—it matches the hyper-charged energy I’m getting for today. Yesterday was restless but more internal, but TODAY? It’s spicy, loud, and hard to ignore. The vibe: dramatic. The word: friction. Best hours: 2-5pm. The Moon’s harsh vibes versus easy breezy Uranus and all these Aquarius conjunctions are turning your world into a reality show. Do not expect a soft landing—but, honestly, it’s kind of iconic.

Aquarius, first thing I noticed? Moon opposite Saturn is giving ‘mom texts you at 7am about your life decisions’ and friends do NOT want surface-level updates. The universe is sick of polite small talk—bring realness. One thing you can do: actually say why you’re annoyed when your friend reschedules. It’ll feel raw but it will seriously clear the air. Soft truth? Avoiding the chat only makes the guilt worse.

First thing I noticed: Mars conjunct Pluto = all-or-nothing emotional spikes. Aquarius, you’ll want to fight AND cry, sometimes in the same minute. This is NOT the day to decide ‘this is who I am now.’ Wait for the wave to subside. Action: Voice note your mood to your best friend (yes, the three-minute ramble). Admitting it softens the edges.

I won’t sugarcoat it, Aquarius: all this Aquarius in your chart equals endless requests, tasks, and wild deadlines. You’re tempted to people-please your way to the finish, but please—pick one thing to say ‘no’ to before lunch. It’s survival mode. You win today by deciding what is NOT your problem. Tomorrow actually brings less stress, so don’t burn out before you get there.

Honestly, Aquarius, today your nervous system feels like it took three espressos by mistake. Mercury square Uranus and Moon opposite Neptune = racing thoughts, weird tension in your neck, trouble focusing. Action: Do not doomscroll in bed tonight. Take a 10-minute walk after dinner—even circles around your living room. Your body needs OFFLINE time. Self-compassion goes further than any superfood.

Your daily personalized horoscope based on your Sun sign and Rising. Your Sun sign represents your core personality, the essence of who you are at your very center. Your Ascendant, also known as your Rising sign, is like the filter through which others see you and how you navigate the world.

Your daily personalized horoscope based on your Sun sign and Rising. Your Sun sign represents your core personality, the essence of who you are at your very center. Your Ascendant, also known as your Rising sign, is like the filter through which others see you and how you navigate the world.